The Grok Singularity

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,976.56

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,975.57
-0.990 (-0.02%)
5 min
$3,978.03
+1.47 (+0.04%)
10 min
$3,977.24
+0.680 (+0.02%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.228940
+0.0₄1 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.228840
-0.0₄9 (-0.04%)
10 min
$0.228630
-0.0₃299 (-0.13%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.012308
+0.0₄859 (+0.70%)
5 min
$0.012292
+0.0₄7 (+0.57%)
10 min
$0.012286
+0.0₄639 (+0.52%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptographic haiku, "the grok singularity None," generated a market response that can only be described as profoundly whelming. Ethereum barely flinched, with a negligible initial dip of 0.02 percent before meandering to a 0.04 percent gain within five minutes. Dogecoin exhibited its typical stability, if by stability one means a slow, steady leak culminating in a 0.13 percent loss. The real star, if you can call it that, was the token GORK, which managed a consistent, if modest, climb of around half a percent. This volatility, or lack thereof, is remarkably tame compared to historical precedents, where similar "grok"-adjacent posts have triggered ETH swings up to 0.46 percent and sent GORK on rides exceeding 1.4 percent. It appears the market is finally achieving singularity with the concept of Musk's musings: a state of perfect indifference.

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