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JD Vance
@JDVance

Democrats are about to shutdown the government because they demand we fund healthcare for illegal aliens.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,915.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,918.29
+3.06 (+0.08%)
5 min
$3,908.91
-6.320 (-0.16%)
10 min
$3,914.77
-0.460 (-0.01%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.225590
+0.0₃19 (+0.08%)
5 min
$0.225340
-0.0₄599 (-0.03%)
10 min
$0.225970
+0.0₃57 (+0.25%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.013549
+0.0₄99 (+0.74%)
5 min
$0.013477
+0.0₄269 (+0.20%)
10 min
$0.013541
+0.0₄909 (+0.68%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest political echo generated less market movement than a dial-up modem. ETH saw a brief 0.08% uptick before fading to a 0.16% loss, while DOGE and GORK posted negligible changes under 0.75%: a masterclass in volatility so tame it could be used as a sedative. Compared to historical "yup" events, which have triggered swings over ten times larger, this impact is remarkably anemic. The market's apparent immunity suggests that even crypto traders have a limit for political theater, finding more excitement in watching paint dry.

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