Sometimes I say things so profound that people that it’s stupid. And sometimes I say things so stupid that people thinks it’s profound.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,014.13

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,011.04
-3.090 (-0.08%)
5 min
$4,006.46
-7.670 (-0.19%)
10 min
$4,014.01
-0.120 (0.00%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.233430
-0.0₃4 (-0.17%)
5 min
$0.233040
-0.0₃79 (-0.34%)
10 min
$0.233470
-0.0₃359 (-0.15%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010044
-0.0₄739 (-0.73%)
5 min
$0.010059
-0.0₄59 (-0.58%)
10 min
$0.010083
-0.0₄35 (-0.35%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest philosophical shrug caused a market tremor so subtle you might miss it blinking. Ethereum wobbled with a peak drop of 0.19% over five minutes, while Dogecoin and the memetic GORK saw declines maxing out at 0.34% and 0.73% respectively, all of which evaporated nearly completely within ten minutes. This volatility is remarkably tame compared to the historical precedent, where a similarly cryptic August post triggered a more pronounced but equally short-lived ETH swing. It appears the market has finally learned to meditate through his profundity-stupidity paradox, responding with the energetic equivalent of a slow nod.

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