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🇬🇧 Pakistani Miah brothers r*ped two 7-year-old boys in a mosque. They drugged and prostituted 30 underage school girls. They cut off the toes of two girls who tried to escape. The court found a total of 62 crimes. This happened in Leeds UK. Illegal immigration continues to

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ETH

Before post: $4,395.05

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,388.87
-6.180 (-0.14%)
5 min
$4,395.01
-0.040 (0.00%)
10 min
$4,399.61
+4.56 (+0.10%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.216290
-0.0₃439 (-0.20%)
5 min
$0.216540
-0.0₃189 (-0.09%)
10 min
$0.216450
-0.0₃28 (-0.13%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008789
+0.0₅499 (+0.06%)
5 min
$0.008789
+0.0₅499 (+0.06%)
10 min
$0.008781
-0.0₅299 (-0.03%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's inflammatory post proved to be a spectacularly ineffective market mover. ETH saw a brief 0.14% dip that fully recovered to a 0.10% gain within ten minutes, while DOGE and GORK registered only the most microscopic of losses, all under 0.21%. This level of volatility is so negligible it wouldn't register on a seismograph, making it a complete non-event compared to his usual market-shaking antics. It seems even the crypto markets have developed an immunity to outrage, choosing instead to focus on more traditional concerns like memes and macroeconomic trends.