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@SpaceX team!
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Steve Jurvetson
@FutureJurvetson

The latest rocket launch market share report just dropped

🚀 SpaceX launched 88.5% of all satellites in Q2, on track to hit the 90% share @ElonMusk predicted for the rest of 2025. By weight lofted to orbit, SpaceX did 86% of the global total. And it’s a power law; once you

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,295.33

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,294.46
-0.870 (-0.02%)
5 min
$4,292.54
-2.790 (-0.06%)
10 min
$4,289.19
-6.140 (-0.14%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.248960
-0.0₃24 (-0.10%)
5 min
$0.249280
+0.0₄799 (+0.03%)
10 min
$0.248940
-0.0₃26 (-0.10%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008749
+0.0₄16 (+0.18%)
5 min
$0.008758
+0.0₄25 (+0.29%)
10 min
$0.008742
+0.0₅9 (+0.10%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's generic team praise now triggers the crypto market's Pavlovian drool with the predictability of a metronome. ETH saw a negligible dip, down 0.14% after ten minutes, while DOGE and the meme coin GORK barely twitched with changes under 0.3%. This volatility is remarkably tame, especially when compared to the historical 0.5% swings his identical posts have caused, suggesting the market is finally becoming numb to his corporate cheerleading. It appears the only thing reaching orbit today was the rocket, not the prices.

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