Unless action is taken, this will happen everywhere

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Annunziata Rees-Mogg
@zatzi

I live in a village with a church, a pub, a village hall and a community that has street parties, fetes, village bbqs etc. The equivalent of 5x our village’s population arrived here today alone. x.com/rhydianlfranci…

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,501.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,502.10
+1.08 (+0.02%)
5 min
$4,499.83
-1.190 (-0.03%)
10 min
$4,496.77
-4.250 (-0.09%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.27

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.268330
+0.0₄3 (+0.01%)
5 min
$0.267910
-0.0₃39 (-0.15%)
10 min
$0.267290
-0.001 (-0.38%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009714
-0.0₄109 (-0.11%)
5 min
$0.009720
-0.0₅499 (-0.05%)
10 min
$0.009648
-0.0₄769 (-0.79%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest foray into British village demographics proved to be a spectacularly ineffective catalyst for crypto markets. The initial one-minute reaction was a collective shrug: ETH up a negligible 0.02%, DOGE barely registering, and GORK already in the red. The five and ten-minute windows revealed the true sentiment: a slow, steady sell-off across the board, with DOGE and GORK leading the declines at -0.38% and -0.79% respectively. This muted volatility is the new norm for such posts, a far cry from the historical 2%+ pumps seen in GORK from vaguely similar content, indicating the market is becoming numb to this particular brand of geopolitical commentary. The only thing that plummeted faster than these tokens was my hope for a coherent market narrative.

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