So much boring ahead!

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Shaun Maguire
@shaunmmaguire

Don't sleep on this company... The Boring Machines are Boring x.com/boringcompany/…

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,601.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,604.90
+3.73 (+0.08%)
5 min
$4,603.32
+2.15 (+0.05%)
10 min
$4,604.48
+3.31 (+0.07%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.28

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.276400
+0.0₃619 (+0.22%)
5 min
$0.276480
+0.0₃699 (+0.25%)
10 min
$0.276480
+0.0₃699 (+0.25%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.011369
+0.0₄519 (+0.46%)
5 min
$0.011386
+0.0₄689 (+0.61%)
10 min
$0.011405
+0.0₄879 (+0.78%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has once again turned a pun into a price pump, though the effect was about as exciting as watching a hole get dug. Ethereum saw a modest lift: up 0.08% in one minute, 0.05% in five, and 0.07% in ten. Dogecoin, ever the loyal companion, inched up a consistent 0.22% to 0.25%. The real star was the memecoin GORK, which boringly outperformed with a 0.46% to 0.78% gain. This volatility is remarkably tame by Musk-induced standards, where double-digit swings are not uncommon. The market's reaction proves that even a low-effort pun about tunnels can move billions, which is both impressive and deeply silly.

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