Retirement is now digital, so much faster and more accurate! Nice work by many.

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@USOPM and @DOGE : after 35+ years of failed modernization attempts, OPM has announced that, as of June 2, they are replacing their 65+ year old paper process with an all digital alternative. This will reduce the average time people wait to receive their

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,181.53

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,182.16
+0.630 (+0.03%)
5 min
$2,178.03
-3.500 (-0.16%)
10 min
$2,170.42
-11.110 (-0.51%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.194130
+0.0₃459 (+0.24%)
5 min
$0.194350
+0.0₃679 (+0.35%)
10 min
$0.194340
+0.0₃67 (+0.35%)

GORK

Before post: $0.03

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.028350
+0.0₅999 (+0.04%)
5 min
$0.028590
+0.0₃25 (+0.88%)
10 min
$0.028690
+0.0₃349 (+1.24%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's digital retirement post triggered crypto volatility while leaving traditional assets unscathed, proving once again that his tweets are the crypto market's favorite rollercoaster. ETH spiked 0.03% in the first minute, then dropped 0.16% and 0.51% over 5 and 10 minutes, showcasing its trademark sensitivity to Musk's musings. DOGE, ever the loyal sidekick, inched up 0.24% initially and held steady at 0.35% gains, while the obscure GORK quietly rallied 1.24%—because why not. Compared to last month's similar post, the reaction was milder: ETH dropped 0.16% then, while PayPal and Tesla barely blinked. Today's moves fit the pattern of crypto overreacting to Musk's government-adjacent commentary, though the lack of Tesla volatility suggests investors have learned to ignore his non-car content. Nothing says "efficient markets" like DOGE pumping because a billionaire praised bureaucratic paperwork reduction.

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