
Elon Musk
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📈 Market Reaction:
ETH
Before post: $4,659.83
DOGE
Before post: $0.29
GORK
Before post: $0.01
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Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
Elon Musk's post on fiscal doom elicited a market yawn so profound it could be heard from the Treasury. ETH saw negligible movement: down 0.01% at one minute, then up 0.19% and 0.23% over five and ten minutes. DOGE and GORK followed a similar pattern of microscopic volatility, with GORK's 0.65% five-minute gain being the day's wildest thrill. This placid reaction is starkly un-Muskian, especially when compared to the similarly-themed historical posts that also failed to move the needle beyond a fraction of a percent. It appears the market has priced in the nation's fiscal demise, finding more excitement in a rounding error than in the government spending nearly half its revenue on interest. Nothing says stability like calmly betting on a sinking ship.