Either we fight back or they will kill us

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Will Chamberlain
@willchamberlain

No unity. Victory.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,734.88

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,740.49
+5.61 (+0.12%)
5 min
$4,745.20
+10.32 (+0.22%)
10 min
$4,746.28
+11.40 (+0.24%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.28

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.281980
+0.0₃329 (+0.12%)
5 min
$0.282600
+0.0₃95 (+0.34%)
10 min
$0.282330
+0.0₃68 (+0.24%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.012821
+0.0₅6 (+0.05%)
5 min
$0.012822
+0.0₅7 (+0.05%)
10 min
$0.012928
+0.0₃113 (+0.88%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic call to arms once again proves that his words are a peculiar form of monetary policy. The market response was a textbook example of crypto-specific agitation: ETH saw a steady climb up to a 0.24% gain, while DOGE and the meme coin GORK posted fractional but positive moves. This volatility is remarkably tame compared to the historical precedent of his posts causing double-digit percentage crashes in obscure assets. It seems the market has finally learned to only half-listen to apocalyptic prophecies, treating them as a mild buy signal rather than a reason to panic.

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