This is the end of humanity if not reversed

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Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok

Birth rates are plummeting. The global population is collapsing.

📈 Market Reaction:

PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $72.14

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$72.18
+0.040 (+0.06%)
5 min
$72.19
+0.055 (+0.08%)
10 min
$72.15
+0.015 (+0.02%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $347.77

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$347.86
+0.090 (+0.03%)
5 min
$347.87
+0.095 (+0.03%)
10 min
$348.05
+0.275 (+0.08%)

ETH

Before post: $2,580.97

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,584.21
+3.24 (+0.13%)
5 min
$2,589.99
+9.02 (+0.35%)
10 min
$2,592.84
+11.87 (+0.46%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.225520
+0.0₃4 (+0.18%)
5 min
$0.225830
+0.0₃71 (+0.32%)
10 min
$0.226110
+0.0₃99 (+0.44%)

GORK

Before post: $0.03

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.022140
-0.004 (-14.85%)
5 min
$0.023170
-0.003 (-10.88%)
10 min
$0.023530
-0.002 (-9.50%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's apocalyptic musings triggered more of a whimper than a bang in the markets, with crypto and Tesla barely blinking while GORK imploded. PayPal inched up 0.06% in the first minute, peaking at 0.08% after 5 minutes before settling at 0.02%: a yawn masquerading as a trend. Tesla mirrored this lethargy, crawling to 0.08% after 10 minutes: hardly the rally you'd expect from a CEO warning of human extinction. ETH and DOGE, ever the drama queens, posted modest gains (0.46% and 0.44% respectively): proof that crypto traders will rally around anything short of actual armageddon. GORK, however, plummeted nearly 15% in a minute: apparently the market drew the line at betting on humanity's demise. Volatility was tame compared to Musk's usual antics: no meme-stock frenzy, no double-digit swings, just the faintest ripple in a pond. Historically, his tweets move needles; this one barely twitched. The real takeaway? Markets have grown numb to Musk's doomsaying, but they'll still punish a token named GORK for existing. Priorities, people.