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Someone posted a mega-thread of Blizzard devs trashing Charlie Kirk... WoW... x.com/bifuriousum/st…

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,673.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,680.26
+7.26 (+0.16%)
5 min
$4,680.80
+7.80 (+0.17%)
10 min
$4,671.47
-1.530 (-0.03%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.27

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.273160
+0.0₃64 (+0.23%)
5 min
$0.273340
+0.0₃82 (+0.30%)
10 min
$0.272300
-0.0₃219 (-0.08%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.011808
+0.0₄16 (+0.14%)
5 min
$0.011798
+0.0₅599 (+0.05%)
10 min
$0.011774
-0.0₄18 (-0.15%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic engagement with gaming drama proves once again that his platform is the ultimate altcoin roulette wheel. ETH saw a brief 0.17% pump before fading to a negligible loss, while DOGE managed a slightly more spirited 0.30% gain before also retreating. The obscure GORK token mirrored this pattern of fleeting enthusiasm, demonstrating a volatility that is now the market's predictable response to his brand of non-financial signaling. Compared to a historically similar post, which generated a more sustained positive trend, this impact was notably weaker and quicker to reverse. It seems the market's appetite for culture war adjacent content is waning, or perhaps everyone is just waiting for a dog photo.

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