Anyone else think of this yesterday?

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,567.28

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,569.67
+2.39 (+0.09%)
5 min
$2,568.51
+1.23 (+0.05%)
10 min
$2,571.68
+4.40 (+0.17%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.176080
+0.0₃129 (+0.07%)
5 min
$0.176200
+0.0₃25 (+0.14%)
10 min
$0.176450
+0.0₃5 (+0.28%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007720
+0.0₄3 (+0.39%)
5 min
$0.007750
+0.0₄6 (+0.78%)
10 min
$0.007770
+0.0₄8 (+1.04%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic musing moved markets about as much as a whisper in a hurricane. ETH saw a fleeting 0.17% uptick over 10 minutes, barely a blip compared to its usual daily swings. DOGE and GORK, ever the drama queens, posted fractional gains under 1%, with GORK leading the pack at a thrilling 1.04%—hardly enough to buy a cup of coffee, even at crypto prices. Volatility here is a rounding error next to historical norms: no pump, no dump, just the sound of traders collectively shrugging. The only thing more mysterious than Musk's tweet is why anyone still checks the charts when he posts.