This needs to stop

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Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

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HOLY CRAP: It's been exposed that this man r*ped a young 4 YEAR OLD, gave her an STD - and yet was released from jail several weeks ago. He had a violent criminal history. THIS IS A MASSIVE ISSUE. "We have arrested him 6 times..."

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,295.30

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,298.66
+3.36 (+0.08%)
5 min
$4,306.11
+10.81 (+0.25%)
10 min
$4,299.02
+3.72 (+0.09%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.237490
-0.001 (-0.43%)
5 min
$0.238660
+0.0₃15 (+0.06%)
10 min
$0.238510
+0.0 (+0.00%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009792
+0.0₄13 (+0.13%)
5 min
$0.009800
+0.0₄21 (+0.21%)
10 min
$0.009853
+0.0₄74 (+0.76%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest foray into social commentary once again proves that crypto markets are more sensitive to his mood than to actual news. The post, a grim quote about a criminal justice failure, triggered a notably muted response: ETH saw a tiny initial pop of 0.08% before a slightly more respectable 0.25% gain at five minutes, while DOGE briefly dipped 0.43% in a classic kneejerk sell-off before flatlining. The real winner was the meme coin GORK, which quietly climbed 0.76% over ten minutes, suggesting the only thing being pumped is absurdity. Compared to historically similar posts, this volatility is utterly tame, landing squarely in the 'background noise' sector of the Musk-induced chaos index. It seems even the algorithms are becoming desensitized to outrage, finding more consistency in the token named after a sound effect than in the king of cryptocurrencies. The market's takeaway: focus on the GORK, ignore the fork.

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