There should be more things like this

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Ray
@ray4tesla

Tesla Diner is so crowded tonight.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,645.67

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,646.79
+1.12 (+0.03%)
5 min
$3,656.58
+10.91 (+0.30%)
10 min
$3,659.71
+14.04 (+0.39%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.27

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.266280
+0.0₃5 (+0.19%)
5 min
$0.267170
+0.001 (+0.52%)
10 min
$0.267330
+0.002 (+0.58%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006970
+0.0₄209 (+0.30%)
5 min
$0.006993
+0.0₄439 (+0.63%)
10 min
$0.007001
+0.0₄519 (+0.75%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic endorsement of a crowded Tesla diner sent crypto markets into their usual state of mild bewilderment. ETH saw a gradual climb: up 0.03% in 1 minute, 0.30% in 5, and 0.39% in 10, while DOGE and GORK inched up 0.58% and 0.75% respectively over the same period. Compared to a historically similar post, which triggered a brief ETH dip before flatlining, this reaction was notably more enthusiastic—though "enthusiastic" here means prices moved less than a sleepy cat stretching in the sun. The real winner is GORK, which somehow outperformed despite being the token no one remembers owning. Volatility remains tame by Musk-post standards, proving once again that the market has learned to treat his musings like a weather report: mildly interesting, rarely actionable, and best ignored unless you’re wearing a raincoat.

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