It’s time for real change

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Russell Brand
@rustyrockets

A “15-year-old” migrant put in a UK school turned out to be 21… after sexually harassing girls he later murdered a young Royal Marine. Authorities then discovered he’d already killed two people in Serbia. This is the United Kingdom, and it must change. with

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,293.42

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,298.87
+5.45 (+0.13%)
5 min
$4,300.95
+7.53 (+0.18%)
10 min
$4,300.02
+6.60 (+0.15%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.232260
+0.0₃359 (+0.16%)
5 min
$0.232560
+0.0₃659 (+0.28%)
10 min
$0.232340
+0.0₃439 (+0.19%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010365
-0.0₄39 (-0.37%)
5 min
$0.010490
+0.0₄859 (+0.83%)
10 min
$0.010532
+0.0₃127 (+1.23%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's inflammatory political post once again proves to be a remarkably consistent, if minor, crypto catalyst. ETH saw a near-identical reaction to the most similar historical post, climbing around 0.15% over ten minutes. DOGE followed its usual script with a fractional but positive bump, averaging a 0.21% gain. The real outlier was GORK, which shrugged off an initial dip to rally over 1.2%, dramatically outperforming its historical responses and suggesting the meme coin of the day is the true barometer for online outrage. It seems the market's algorithm for processing polarizing content is now well-established: buy the inflammatory take, and for a real gamble, just close your eyes and buy the weirdest coin available.

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