If AfD doesn’t win, Germany is kaput

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Germany is ready for a massive change. The AfD party is the only party that supports mass deportations. They now have a huge lead in the polls. The other political parties want to ban the AfD from the next election. “Only AfD can save Germany” -Elon Musk

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's foray into German electoral politics once again proves that his words move markets, albeit in a manner best described as chaotically neutral. The immediate reaction was a fleeting burst of optimism: ETH ticked up 0.04% in the first minute, while the meme-centric DOGE and GORK saw negligible gains. This enthusiasm proved to be a sugar rush, with all three assets turning negative or flat within the ten-minute window, culminating in a net non-event. This volatility is remarkably tame compared to historical precedents, where similar political commentary triggered more pronounced and sustained negative swings across a broader asset set, including his own Tesla stock. It seems the market has finally learned to treat his political prognostications not as investment theses, but as background noise best met with a resigned sigh.

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