Either Germany votes

@AfD or it is the end of Germany
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All of the political parties in Cologne Germany have agreed to only speak about the positive aspects of 3rd world migrants. Only the AfD party refused, they support deportations. The other German political parties are trying to ban AfD from elections because they might win.

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