Off to a good start

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,394.06

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,401.77
+7.71 (+0.18%)
5 min
$4,411.84
+17.78 (+0.40%)
10 min
$4,424.09
+30.03 (+0.68%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.217860
+0.0₃129 (+0.06%)
5 min
$0.217890
+0.0₃159 (+0.07%)
10 min
$0.218150
+0.0₃42 (+0.19%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009544
-0.0₄68 (-0.71%)
5 min
$0.009567
-0.0₄449 (-0.47%)
10 min
$0.009546
-0.0₄66 (-0.69%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has once again moved markets with the profound insight that things are, apparently, off to a start. ETH showed the most enthusiasm, climbing 0.18% in the first minute and accelerating to a 0.68% gain within ten minutes. DOGE, ever the loyal companion, managed a barely perceptible nod of 0.19%. In a plot twist, the memecoin GORK actually dipped, proving not all dogs learn new tricks. This volatility is remarkably tame by historical standards, where similar cryptic posts have triggered even more erratic and contradictory price swings across these assets. It seems the market has finally achieved a state of zen, finding deep meaning in the word "None."

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