How it started

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,497.54

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,498.04
+0.500 (+0.02%)
5 min
$2,493.20
-4.340 (-0.17%)
10 min
$2,501.39
+3.85 (+0.15%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.172050
+0.0₃12 (+0.07%)
5 min
$0.171540
-0.0₃39 (-0.23%)
10 min
$0.171940
+0.0₄1 (+0.01%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006990
+0.0₄299 (+0.43%)
5 min
$0.006980
+0.0₄2 (+0.29%)
10 min
$0.007010
+0.0₄499 (+0.72%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic "how it started None" post triggered the usual crypto roulette spin, with reactions ranging from shrugs to mild panic. ETH: Initial 1-minute pop of 0.02% quickly reversed to a 0.17% drop at 5 minutes, then a 0.15% recovery by 10 minutes—classic whiplash for a coin that treats volatility like a morning coffee. DOGE: A comedic 0.07% uptick at 1 minute, then a 0.23% dip at 5 minutes, settling at a near-flat 0.01% gain—proof that even meme coins occasionally pretend to be serious. GORK: The outlier with steady gains (0.43%, 0.29%, 0.72%), likely because no one knows what it is and thus assumes Musk must. Historical context: Zero precedent, because why would there be? The market’s reaction to Musk’s tweets remains as predictable as a cat on caffeine. The real winner here is anyone who didn’t check their portfolio for those 10 minutes.