Instead of the police in the UK protecting the public from violent criminals, they spend their limited resources on arresting comedians for social media posts! Shame, shame, shame! Give them the white feather of craven cowardice.

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J.K. Rowling
@jk_rowling

The UK: where a comedy writer is met with armed police because he tweeted that if a man refuses to leave a woman-only space he should get kicked in the balls, and elected politician

@IanRBristow is free to publicly tell a woman to shut the fuck up with a picture of a gun.

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has once again proven that his keyboard is a minor financial instrument, at least for the top crypto brass. Ethereum showed its typical resilience, shrugging off an initial yawn of a 0.01% gain before climbing a more respectable 0.35% over ten minutes. Dogecoin, his faithful meme companion, stumbled briefly but then eked out a 0.23% gain, while the obscure GORK token demonstrated its usual irrelevance with a volatile but ultimately flat performance. This volatility is remarkably tame compared to historical reactions, where similar posts have triggered far wilder swings, suggesting the market is becoming desensitized to his particular brand of culture-war commentary. The real market mover here appears to be the passage of time itself, as ten minutes of anything is enough to generate more action than the content of the post.

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