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End Wokeness
@EndWokeness

England is finally waking up

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,470.29

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,472.38
+2.09 (+0.05%)
5 min
$4,466.95
-3.340 (-0.07%)
10 min
$4,470.40
+0.110 (+0.00%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.219210
+0.0₄899 (+0.04%)
5 min
$0.218840
-0.0₃28 (-0.13%)
10 min
$0.218880
-0.0₃24 (-0.11%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008813
+0.0₄719 (+0.82%)
5 min
$0.008855
+0.0₃113 (+1.30%)
10 min
$0.008857
+0.0₃115 (+1.33%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's political commentary once again proves to be a masterclass in generating negligible financial noise. The immediate one-minute reaction showed a slight uptick: ETH up a trivial 0.05%, DOGE a microscopic 0.04%, and the meme coin GORK leading the non-rally with 0.82%. This initial blip of excitement evaporated completely within five minutes, with ETH and DOGE turning negative and GORK's gains merely inching up to a still-meaningless 1.30%. This volatility is not just low; it is historically insignificant, especially for a 100% similar post that previously moved these assets by fractions of a percent in no consistent pattern. The market's profound response to his musings suggests that traders, much like the English he references, are indeed waking up: to the fact that it's all just noise.

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