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Steve Laws
@Steve_Laws_

The government message of the day is "You must keep rapey foreigners in your town against your will"

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,381.38

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,383.67
+2.29 (+0.05%)
5 min
$4,389.99
+8.61 (+0.20%)
10 min
$4,385.89
+4.51 (+0.10%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.215670
-0.0₄199 (-0.01%)
5 min
$0.215790
+0.0₃1 (+0.05%)
10 min
$0.215500
-0.0₃189 (-0.09%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008770
+0.0₄289 (+0.33%)
5 min
$0.008770
+0.0₄289 (+0.33%)
10 min
$0.008755
+0.0₄14 (+0.16%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has once again proven that even his most chaotic posts can be a mild stimulant for crypto, though the effect is as coherent as the message itself. Ethereum saw a modest initial pop: up 0.05% in one minute, 0.20% in five, then settling at a 0.10% gain after ten. Dogecoin, his usual muse, barely registered the event with negligible volatility, while the obscure GORK token had the most notable relative move, up 0.33%. This volatility is remarkably tame compared to historical tantrums, suggesting the market is becoming numb to his particular brand of commentary. The true market indicator appears to be the sheer absurdity of the post, not its content, creating a perverse stability through chaos.

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