And read the books

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Jackary Draws
@JackaryDraws

i don’t want to be dramatic but the lord of the rings movies will genuinely change who you are as a person if you lock in and watch them with the care and attention they deserve x.com/thecinesthetic…

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,856.60

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,855.67
-0.930 (-0.02%)
5 min
$3,854.82
-1.780 (-0.05%)
10 min
$3,861.36
+4.76 (+0.12%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.242900
-0.0₃17 (-0.07%)
5 min
$0.242900
-0.0₃17 (-0.07%)
10 min
$0.243010
-0.0₄6 (-0.02%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006930
+0.0₅6 (+0.09%)
5 min
$0.006946
+0.0₄22 (+0.32%)
10 min
$0.006940
+0.0₄16 (+0.23%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's Tolkien-themed musings proved less market-moving than a hobbit's grocery list. ETH wobbled like a tipsy Ent: down 0.02% in 1 minute, 0.05% in 5, then rallied 0.12% by 10 minutes—volatility so mild it could be mistaken for a Shire breeze. DOGE barely twitched, with three decimal places of nothingness, while GORK's microscopic gains suggest someone, somewhere, misread "precious" as a buy signal. Compared to past Musk-induced chaos, this was less "Balrog in the trading pit" and more "second breakfast interruption." The real volatility was in deciding whether to take investment advice from someone who thinks LOTR is a personality transplant.