Unconscionable

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Ian Miles Cheong
@stillgray

The Rape of Britain: Pakistani thug Ibrar Hussain locked a 13-year-old girl in his filthy basement, a living nightmare straight out of hell. This savage forced her into a heroin haze, then brutalized her with rape for an entire month, shattering her innocence with every vile

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,394.55

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,387.94
-6.610 (-0.15%)
5 min
$4,393.30
-1.250 (-0.03%)
10 min
$4,397.35
+2.80 (+0.06%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.216800
-0.0₃2 (-0.09%)
5 min
$0.216860
-0.0₃14 (-0.06%)
10 min
$0.216760
-0.0₃239 (-0.11%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008812
-0.0₅7 (-0.08%)
5 min
$0.008820
+0.0₆999 (+0.01%)
10 min
$0.008783
-0.0₄36 (-0.41%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest foray into inflammatory discourse proved remarkably unimpressive for crypto markets. ETH barely flinched: down 0.15% in the first minute, a negligible 0.03% drop after five, and a trivial 0.06% gain by ten minutes. DOGE and GORK showed similar apathy, with all moves well under half a percent, indicating a market that has become numb to such provocations. This volatility is a mere whisper compared to historical tantrums, where a similar post last year drove a more pronounced, albeit still minor, half-percent selloff in ETH. The real shocker isn't the content, but how efficiently the market priced in the spectacle of a billionaire sharing unmoderated sewage.

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