Insatiable

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Sawyer Merritt
@SawyerMerritt

Elon on Tesla's Optimus robot: "Demand will be insatiable."

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,599.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,595.58
-3.650 (-0.14%)
5 min
$2,588.29
-10.940 (-0.42%)
10 min
$2,587.09
-12.140 (-0.47%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.231660
-0.0₃329 (-0.14%)
5 min
$0.231130
-0.0₃859 (-0.37%)
10 min
$0.231060
-0.0₃93 (-0.40%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.021380
+0.0₃16 (+0.75%)
5 min
$0.021370
+0.0₃15 (+0.71%)
10 min
$0.021270
+0.0₄5 (+0.24%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's robot hype sent crypto markets into a frenzy of mild confusion. ETH dipped 0.14% in 1 minute, 0.42% in 5, and 0.47% in 10, as traders apparently decided robots are bad for Ethereum. DOGE mirrored this with nearly identical percentage drops, proving even meme coins take robotics seriously. Meanwhile, GORK—because of course—rose 0.75% in 1 minute before settling at a modest 0.24% gain, likely because its developers once mentioned the word "AI" in a 2018 blog post. Compared to a similar post in May, today's reaction was slightly more dramatic, though "dramatic" here means ETH moved half a percent instead of a rounding error. The similarity score of 40.66% suggests even the algorithms are shrugging. Nothing says "insatiable demand" like a market response that could be mistaken for a sleepy afternoon.

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