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Déborah
@dvorahfr

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,272.73

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,257.81
-14.920 (-0.35%)
5 min
$4,264.20
-8.530 (-0.20%)
10 min
$4,257.18
-15.550 (-0.36%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.216900
-0.0₃519 (-0.24%)
5 min
$0.217320
-0.0₄999 (-0.05%)
10 min
$0.217020
-0.0₃4 (-0.18%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008830
-0.0₄28 (-0.32%)
5 min
$0.008825
-0.0₄33 (-0.37%)
10 min
$0.008804
-0.0₄54 (-0.61%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic botanical affection for an AI has, predictably, sown more confusion than conviction in the markets. The immediate reaction was a uniform but mercifully shallow sell-off: ETH down 0.36%, DOGE down 0.18%, and the aptly named GORK leading the retreat down 0.61% within ten minutes. This minuscule volatility is practically tranquil compared to historical norms, where similar posts have triggered swings in either direction with no discernible pattern, proving the market's reaction is as intelligible as the post itself. It appears the only thing growing from this post is a garden of mild perplexity, fertilized by the sheer absurdity of analyzing it.

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