AI is obviously gonna one-shot the human limbic system. That said, I predict – counter-intuitively – that it will *increase* the birth rate! Mark my words. Also, we’re gonna program it that way.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,271.76

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,281.73
+9.97 (+0.23%)
5 min
$4,277.05
+5.29 (+0.12%)
10 min
$4,270.39
-1.370 (-0.03%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.217850
+0.0₃559 (+0.26%)
5 min
$0.217810
+0.0₃519 (+0.24%)
10 min
$0.217350
+0.0₄599 (+0.03%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008844
+0.0₄339 (+0.39%)
5 min
$0.008822
+0.0₄119 (+0.14%)
10 min
$0.008863
+0.0₄529 (+0.60%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest AI musing, a baffling cocktail of neuro-terminology and natalist predictions, elicited a market shrug so subtle it was almost philosophical. ETH saw a fleeting 0.23% pop that evaporated within ten minutes, while DOGE and GORK posted negligible gains under 0.6%, a level of volatility that wouldn't rouse a sleeping cat. This placid reaction is a historical anomaly, as past posts with similar AI themes often triggered more pronounced swings, including a 0.92% ETH drop and a 1.59% DOGE plunge. Apparently, the market has become inured to prognostications of our AI-overlord-designed baby boom, finding more certainty in its own indifference than in the prophecy.

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