(He was just on version 13). Version 14 is the second biggest update to Tesla AI/Autopilot ever after V12. It feels alive.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,206.29

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,206.69
+0.400 (+0.01%)
5 min
$4,203.80
-2.490 (-0.06%)
10 min
$4,197.00
-9.290 (-0.22%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.213630
+0.0₃139 (+0.07%)
5 min
$0.213320
-0.0₃17 (-0.08%)
10 min
$0.213080
-0.0₃41 (-0.19%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009278
+0.0₅7 (+0.08%)
5 min
$0.009233
-0.0₄379 (-0.41%)
10 min
$0.009242
-0.0₄289 (-0.31%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest musing on Tesla's AI sentience was met with the market's signature shrug. The initial one-minute pop was a mere blip: ETH up 0.01%, DOGE up 0.07%, and GORK up 0.08%, before all three promptly gave up the ghost and slid into negative territory over five and ten minutes. This minuscule volatility is remarkably tame compared to historical reactions, where similar posts have triggered swings over three times larger, suggesting traders are becoming numb to the promise of a living car. The only thing feeling alive here is the market's profound indifference to a repeated narrative.

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