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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,408.55

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,409.16
+0.610 (+0.01%)
5 min
$4,403.58
-4.970 (-0.11%)
10 min
$4,401.42
-7.130 (-0.16%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.229550
-0.0₃109 (-0.05%)
5 min
$0.229140
-0.0₃519 (-0.23%)
10 min
$0.229070
-0.0₃59 (-0.26%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010452
-0.0₄379 (-0.36%)
5 min
$0.010338
-0.0₃151 (-1.45%)
10 min
$0.010332
-0.0₃158 (-1.51%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest Grok-related musing proved about as market-moving as a snoozing sloth. ETH wobbled between a negligible 0.01% uptick and a 0.16% dip within 10 minutes, while DOGE and GORK slid 0.26% and 1.51% respectively—hardly the stuff of memecord-breaking volatility. Historical parallels show these posts typically trigger sub-0.5% swings, making today's reaction par for the crypto-circus course. Context reveals Grok announcements are the financial equivalent of a participation trophy: GORK spiked 2% once but mostly meanders, ETH treats them like background noise, and DOGE can't decide if it's a joke or a religion. The 91% similarity to August 5th's post—which also failed to move needles—suggests even AI improvements can't outpace trader apathy. Nothing says "cutting-edge tech" like watching your project's token drop 1.5% while the market collectively yawns. Perhaps next time Musk should just tweet a dog wearing sunglasses—at least that has a proven track record.

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