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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,946.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,948.41
+2.18 (+0.07%)
5 min
$2,947.20
+0.970 (+0.03%)
10 min
$2,946.50
+0.270 (+0.01%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.195040
+0.0₃56 (+0.29%)
5 min
$0.195270
+0.0₃79 (+0.41%)
10 min
$0.195190
+0.0₃71 (+0.37%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009961
-0.0₄39 (-0.39%)
5 min
$0.009999
-0.0₅1 (-0.01%)
10 min
$0.010022
+0.0₄219 (+0.22%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk proves once again that even cryptographic gibberish can move markets, albeit barely. ETH saw a fleeting 0.07% bump in the first minute, fading to a whisper of 0.01% after ten: the crypto equivalent of a caffeine-free espresso. DOGE managed a slightly more spirited 0.29% to 0.41% dance, while GORK stumbled out of the gate with a 0.39% drop before limping back to neutral. Volatility here is less "wild ride" and more "gentle rocking chair," especially against the backdrop of Musk’s usual earth-shaking antics. The true miracle is that anyone parsed "download ! None" as actionable intel—perhaps the market’s algo-traders need a software update.