Unfortunately, what choice do we have? Apple didn’t just put their thumb on the scale, they put their whole body!

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BREAKING: Elon Musk's xAI to sue Apple over AppStore antitrust violations favoring OpenAI. Apple’s AppStore unfairly favors OpenAI, making it “impossible” for other AI apps to reach #1.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,275.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,279.80
+4.63 (+0.11%)
5 min
$4,284.96
+9.79 (+0.23%)
10 min
$4,276.27
+1.10 (+0.03%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.225110
+0.0₄1 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.225450
+0.0₃35 (+0.16%)
10 min
$0.225430
+0.0₃329 (+0.15%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007579
+0.0₄169 (+0.22%)
5 min
$0.007569
+0.0₅7 (+0.09%)
10 min
$0.007583
+0.0₄21 (+0.28%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's antitrust theatrics triggered more market confusion than conviction. ETH saw a fleeting 0.23% bump in 5 minutes before fizzling to 0.03% at 10 minutes: classic "buy the rumor, sell the news" behavior. DOGE and GORK barely twitched, with sub-0.3% moves that wouldn’t cover gas fees on a bad day. Volatility was tame compared to Musk’s usual market-moving antics, suggesting even crypto traders are fatigued by his legal posturing. Nothing says "free market" like suing Apple while your meme coins do absolutely nothing.

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