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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,703.40

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,707.62
+4.22 (+0.11%)
5 min
$3,707.24
+3.84 (+0.10%)
10 min
$3,704.29
+0.890 (+0.02%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.206330
+0.0₃18 (+0.09%)
5 min
$0.206460
+0.0₃31 (+0.15%)
10 min
$0.206250
+0.0₄999 (+0.05%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006798
-0.0₄129 (-0.19%)
5 min
$0.006809
-0.0₅2 (-0.03%)
10 min
$0.006835
+0.0₄239 (+0.35%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest crypto-shaking pronouncement was about as impactful as a pebble in a pond: tiny ripples, no waves. ETH inched up 0.11% in the first minute, then tapered to 0.02% after ten minutes, a pattern so mild it could put caffeine to shame. DOGE wobbled between 0.09% and 0.05%, proving once again that it treats Musk posts like background noise. GORK, the supposed star of the show, dipped 0.19% initially but clawed back to 0.35%, a rollercoaster if the track were laid flat. Compared to historical posts, this was a snooze: past announcements triggered ETH swings up to 0.32% down and DOGE dips of 0.43%, while GORK once rallied 1.92% for similarly thrilling news about app downloads. Volatility? More like a sedated sloth. Nothing says "market-moving genius" like a tweet that moves markets less than a misplaced decimal in a quarterly report.

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