Major improvements have been made to get Imagine audio to be passable. Epic audio will take a few more weeks.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,644.15

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,643.74
-0.410 (-0.01%)
5 min
$3,644.48
+0.330 (+0.01%)
10 min
$3,637.37
-6.780 (-0.19%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.201580
+0.0₄3 (+0.01%)
5 min
$0.201760
+0.0₃209 (+0.10%)
10 min
$0.201510
-0.0₄4 (-0.02%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006561
-0.0₅2 (-0.03%)
5 min
$0.006576
+0.0₄129 (+0.20%)
10 min
$0.006601
+0.0₄379 (+0.58%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest audio update post sent crypto markets into a frenzy of barely detectable movement. ETH wobbled like a sleepy intern: down 0.01% in 1 minute, up 0.01% in 5, then down 0.19% in 10, proving once again that "major improvements" are subject to interpretation. DOGE barely mustered a 0.10% gain in 5 minutes before retreating, while GORK—ever the overachiever—managed a heroic 0.58% climb over 10 minutes, likely fueled by three speculators and a misplaced limit order. Historical context shows these reactions are par for the course: past "imagine" updates triggered similarly underwhelming volatility, with ETH swinging between -0.09% and +0.45% like a metronome set to "meh." DOGE and GORK, meanwhile, treat Musk's posts as background noise at a meme convention. Nothing says "market-moving announcement" like a collective shrug and a 0.01% blip. Perhaps "epic audio" will finally be the catalyst for a life-changing 0.02% surge.

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