Grok Imagine usage is growing like wildfire. 14 million images generated yesterday, now over 20 million today!

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,610.41

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,618.16
+7.75 (+0.21%)
5 min
$3,621.65
+11.24 (+0.31%)
10 min
$3,615.92
+5.51 (+0.15%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.202870
+0.0₃81 (+0.40%)
5 min
$0.202530
+0.0₃469 (+0.23%)
10 min
$0.202060
+0.0 (+0.00%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006787
+0.0₅799 (+0.12%)
5 min
$0.006765
-0.0₄14 (-0.21%)
10 min
$0.006731
-0.0₄48 (-0.71%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest Grok hype post triggered the crypto equivalent of a polite golf clap. ETH saw modest gains: up 0.21% in 1 minute, 0.31% in 5 minutes, then cooling to 0.15% at 10 minutes. DOGE twitched with a 0.40% spike before flatlining, while GORK defied the hype by sliding 0.71% over 10 minutes. Historical context shows these moves are barely a ripple: past Grok announcements caused ETH swings between -0.24% and +0.25%, making today's reaction look like a trained seal performing for fish scraps. The 79% similarity to a prior post that dragged ETH down 0.09% suggests the market is either forgetful or selectively optimistic. Nothing says "efficient markets" like crypto assets reacting to a tweet about AI generating pictures of who-knows-what. At least the volatility was on brand: erratic, unserious, and ultimately inconsequential.

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