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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,527.38

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,525.39
-1.990 (-0.06%)
5 min
$3,521.90
-5.480 (-0.16%)
10 min
$3,522.23
-5.150 (-0.15%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.202660
-0.0₄799 (-0.04%)
5 min
$0.202480
-0.0₃26 (-0.13%)
10 min
$0.202500
-0.0₃239 (-0.12%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006514
+0.0₅7 (+0.11%)
5 min
$0.006502
-0.0₅499 (-0.08%)
10 min
$0.006512
+0.0₅5 (+0.08%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post sent crypto markets into their usual state of mild confusion, proving once again that even nonsense can move money. ETH dipped slightly: down 0.06% in 1 minute, 0.16% in 5 minutes, and 0.15% in 10 minutes, a reaction so muted it barely qualifies as a shrug. DOGE mirrored this with microscopic drops of 0.04%, 0.13%, and 0.12%, while GORK wobbled between negligible gains and losses, as if unsure whether to care. Compared to historical "dizzy" posts, this was tame: past reactions ranged from ETH swinging 0.3% to GORK leaping 3.83%, suggesting the market is either getting wiser or just bored. Volatility here was less "rollercoaster" and more "porch swing." Nothing says efficient markets like algorithms parsing poetic gibberish to nudge digital assets by fractions of a percent. The real mystery is why anyone still tracks this.

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