Hear, hear!

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David
@DavidSHolz

in the 1900s, it was common to dream of the 21st century. when was the last time you heard talk of a 22nd century? it's like we don't believe we're going to make it anymore, but to endure, we MUST dream of futures worth suffering for. please, dare dream of a 22nd century.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,547.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,547.95
+0.450 (+0.02%)
5 min
$2,543.69
-3.810 (-0.15%)
10 min
$2,539.91
-7.590 (-0.30%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.224780
+0.0₄1 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.224310
-0.0₃459 (-0.20%)
10 min
$0.223810
-0.0₃959 (-0.43%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.017390
+0.0₄499 (+0.29%)
5 min
$0.017230
-0.0₃11 (-0.63%)
10 min
$0.017250
-0.0₄899 (-0.52%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's existential musings on the 22nd century triggered a market reaction best described as "mildly confused shrug." ETH wobbled like a tipsy philosopher: up 0.02% in the first minute, then down 0.15% and 0.30% over 5 and 10 minutes. DOGE and GORK followed suit with equally thrilling moves: DOGE dropped 0.20% and 0.43%, while GORK briefly rallied 0.29% before surrendering 0.63% and 0.52%. Volatility was tame by crypto standards—no Lambos were launched into orbit, no memes went supernova. Compared to historical norms, this was less "market-moving post" and more "background noise at a crypto coffee shop." Nothing says "enduring futures worth suffering for" like watching altcoins bleed fractions of a cent while Musk ponders humanity’s expiration date.