Only way to make life multiplanetary

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The Rabbit Hole
@TheRabbitHole84

SpaceX has dramatically lowered the cost of space flight.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,639.59

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,639.68
+0.090 (+0.00%)
5 min
$3,636.48
-3.110 (-0.09%)
10 min
$3,650.74
+11.15 (+0.31%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.205400
-0.0₄499 (-0.02%)
5 min
$0.205020
-0.0₃429 (-0.21%)
10 min
$0.205970
+0.0₃519 (+0.25%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006353
+0.0₄15 (+0.24%)
5 min
$0.006366
+0.0₄28 (+0.44%)
10 min
$0.006392
+0.0₄54 (+0.85%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's multiplanetary musings once again prove that crypto markets react like caffeinated squirrels at a rave. ETH: initial 1-minute shrug (+0.00%) turned into a 5-minute dip (-0.09%) before a 10-minute rally (+0.31%), mirroring May 29th's pattern but with a happier ending. DOGE: barely moved, as if it finally learned to ignore Musk's tweets, with a flat 1-minute (-0.02%), a 5-minute yawn (-0.21%), and a 10-minute whimper (+0.25%). GORK: the outlier, climbing steadily (+0.24% to +0.85%), perhaps because no one knows what it is. Volatility remains tame compared to May 30th's bloodbath (ETH -0.64%, DOGE -1.02%), suggesting the market now treats Musk's space rants like a broken record. Nothing says "efficient markets" like GORK outperforming because it sounds like a Star Wars character.

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