Why zero stories?

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End Wokeness
@EndWokeness

0 AP news stories about this attack 0 Fox news stories about this attack 0 PBS news stories about this attack 0 NYT news stories about this attack 0 NPR news stories about this attack 0 ABC news stories about this attack 0 NBC news stories about this attack 0 CNN news stories

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,825.06

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,827.97
+2.91 (+0.08%)
5 min
$3,828.57
+3.51 (+0.09%)
10 min
$3,819.66
-5.400 (-0.14%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.238600
+0.0₃48 (+0.20%)
5 min
$0.239090
+0.0₃969 (+0.41%)
10 min
$0.238410
+0.0₃29 (+0.12%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006713
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.006720
+0.0₅7 (+0.10%)
10 min
$0.006739
+0.0₄259 (+0.39%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest media critique sparked more confusion than conviction in crypto markets. ETH wobbled like a sleep-deprived intern: up 0.08% in 1 minute, then down 0.14% after 10 minutes, proving even algorithms can't decide if this is news or noise. DOGE edged up 0.41% at peak, while GORK—because of course it did—rose 0.39% despite zero initial reaction, suggesting some traders will bet on anything with a ticker symbol. Compared to May's similar post (42% similarity, because apparently even Musk's rants have a theme), this was a snooze: ETH dropped 0.31% last time, while today's moves barely register above typical hourly volatility. Tesla investors, perhaps wisely, ignored the whole affair. Nothing says "market efficiency" like dog-themed coins reacting more to media gripes than actual news.

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