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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,745.62

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,738.05
-7.570 (-0.20%)
5 min
$3,739.74
-5.880 (-0.16%)
10 min
$3,736.91
-8.710 (-0.23%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.237250
-0.0₃469 (-0.20%)
5 min
$0.237550
-0.0₃169 (-0.07%)
10 min
$0.237100
-0.0₃619 (-0.26%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006911
-0.0₄37 (-0.53%)
5 min
$0.006944
-0.0₅4 (-0.06%)
10 min
$0.006942
-0.0₅599 (-0.09%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post triggered the usual circus of micro-panics and shrugs across crypto markets. ETH dipped modestly: down 0.20% in 1 minute, 0.16% in 5, and 0.23% in 10, a far cry from the 0.48% spike his Starlink announcement caused last week. DOGE mirrored ETH’s apathy with drops of 0.20%, 0.07%, and 0.26%—hardly the 1.03% rally from a similar "coming soon" tease in May. GORK, ever the drama queen, led the decline with a 0.53% instant drop before calming to 0.09%, proving once again that obscure tokens treat Musk’s tweets like existential crises. Volatility remains tame by Muskian standards: no double-digit swings, no memecoins mooning, just the market collectively sighing at another vague rollout timeline. Nothing says "efficient markets" like algorithms parsing the emotional depth of "None."

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