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📈 Market Reaction:

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $315.64

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$316.84
+1.20 (+0.38%)
5 min
$316.30
+0.659 (+0.21%)
10 min
$314.95
-0.686 (-0.22%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Tesla's latest post triggered the usual market rollercoaster: a brief sugar rush followed by existential doubt. The stock popped +0.38% in the first minute, then gave back half those gains by minute five (+0.21%), before flipping negative at -0.22% by minute ten. Context: this mirrors historical patterns where vague autonomy teases spark short-lived enthusiasm before reality sets in. Volatility remains tame by Tesla standards—compare this to the -0.80% plunge after May’s robotaxi hype or June’s cryptic "may at tesla" debacle (which somehow shed -0.81%). Today’s move is practically a meditation session by comparison. Nothing says "investor confidence" like a $99/month promise that reads like an AI-generated terms-of-service clause.

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