Service will be restored shortly. Sorry for the outage. SpaceX will remedy root cause to ensure it doesn’t happen again.

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Starlink is currently in a network outage and we are actively implementing a solution. We appreciate your patience, we'll share an update once this issue is resolved.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,734.63

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,735.63
+1.000 (+0.03%)
5 min
$3,734.33
-0.300 (-0.01%)
10 min
$3,738.13
+3.50 (+0.09%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.238740
-0.0₃129 (-0.05%)
5 min
$0.239570
+0.0₃7 (+0.29%)
10 min
$0.239720
+0.0₃849 (+0.36%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006781
-0.0₄1 (-0.15%)
5 min
$0.006822
+0.0₄309 (+0.46%)
10 min
$0.006838
+0.0₄47 (+0.69%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's Starlink outage apology triggered the kind of market reaction usually reserved for a sleepy goldfish. ETH wobbled like a confused pendulum: up 0.03% in 1 minute, down 0.01% in 5, then up 0.09% in 10, proving crypto traders have the attention span of a tweet. DOGE and GORK barely blinked, with DOGE mustering a 0.36% gain and GORK a heroic 0.69% over 10 minutes, because nothing says "volatility" like a coin named after an inside joke. Compared to last year's similar post, where GORK spiked 8.26% while ETH and DOGE sulked, today's moves are downright tranquil—like watching paint dry in zero gravity. The real takeaway: markets now treat Musk's outage updates with the gravitas of a microwave beep, which is either progress or peak absurdity.

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