Probably looks something like this

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Beff – e/acc
@BasedBeffJezos

POV: you are arriving at the Colossus XXVI supercomputer during a Grok 42 training run

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,588.91

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,589.22
+0.310 (+0.01%)
5 min
$3,585.99
-2.920 (-0.08%)
10 min
$3,589.38
+0.470 (+0.01%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.244440
+0.0₄399 (+0.02%)
5 min
$0.244730
+0.0₃329 (+0.14%)
10 min
$0.245500
+0.001 (+0.45%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007653
-0.0₄179 (-0.23%)
5 min
$0.007656
-0.0₄15 (-0.20%)
10 min
$0.007711
+0.0₄4 (+0.52%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest crypto-coded gibberish triggered the usual circus of micro-reactions, proving once again that markets will trade anything, even word salad. ETH wobbled like a tipsy tightrope walker: up 0.01% in 1 minute, down 0.08% in 5, then clawed back 0.01% by 10 minutes—volatility so mild it could put insomniacs to sleep. DOGE, ever the loyal hype puppy, inched up 0.45% over 10 minutes, a move so small it barely registers outside a crypto trader’s caffeine-addled spreadsheet. GORK, the meme coin du jour, flipped from a 0.23% drop to a 0.52% gain, because nothing says "stable asset" like a coin named after a fictional AI’s training run. Historical context: zero. This post is as meaningful as a fortune cookie from a gas station, yet here we are, analyzing it. The market’s ability to find signals in noise remains unmatched—or perhaps just unhinged.