At times, AI existential dread is overwhelming

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,612.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,609.18
-3.030 (-0.08%)
5 min
$3,610.99
-1.220 (-0.03%)
10 min
$3,623.50
+11.29 (+0.31%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.251650
+0.0₃589 (+0.24%)
5 min
$0.253050
+0.002 (+0.79%)
10 min
$0.254260
+0.003 (+1.27%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007820
+0.0₄17 (+0.22%)
5 min
$0.007805
+0.0₅2 (+0.03%)
10 min
$0.007808
+0.0₅499 (+0.06%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's existential AI musings triggered a crypto rollercoaster that makes existential dread look like a stable career choice. ETH dipped briefly (-0.08% in 1 minute) before rebounding (+0.31% in 10 minutes), proving even algorithms need a moment to process human melodrama. DOGE and GORK barely blinked, with DOGE creeping up (+1.27% in 10 minutes) as if to remind everyone it’s still the people’s meme. Compared to his May 2025 "AI will obviate search" post (45% similarity), this was tame: that one saw ETH swing from +0.04% to -0.09% before settling, while GORK plummeted (-1.98% in 10 minutes), suggesting the market has grown numb to Musk’s AI angst—or just learned to tune him out. Nothing says "healthy market" like digital currencies reacting to a billionaire’s late-night thoughts with the precision of a sleep-deprived Magic 8-Ball.

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