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Lucas Crespo
@lucas__crespo

Coldplay concerts are getting pretty crazy

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,551.74

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,552.12
+0.380 (+0.01%)
5 min
$3,559.29
+7.55 (+0.21%)
10 min
$3,560.99
+9.25 (+0.26%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.234300
+0.0₃2 (+0.09%)
5 min
$0.235120
+0.001 (+0.44%)
10 min
$0.235330
+0.001 (+0.53%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007382
+0.0₄449 (+0.61%)
5 min
$0.007421
+0.0₄839 (+1.14%)
10 min
$0.007437
+0.0₃1 (+1.36%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic Coldplay musings once again prove that crypto markets thrive on absurdity. ETH inched up 0.01% in the first minute, then gained 0.21% and 0.26% over 5 and 10 minutes, a tepid reaction compared to historical posts with similar emoji-laden ambiguity. DOGE and GORK followed suit with modest 0.53% and 1.36% climbs, respectively, though GORK’s volatility remains its only notable feature. Historical context shows these moves are par for the course: past posts with 76% similarity triggered swings from -0.49% to +0.40% for ETH, while DOGE and GORK oscillated between indifference and microscopic hype. The market’s Pavlovian response to Musk’s nonsense is now so predictable it’s almost boring. Nothing says financial sophistication like altcoins mooning because a billionaire quoted a Coldplay fan.

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