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Nayib Bukele
@nayibbukele

Hahahahaha You know, I once thought the news were real. x.com/rollingstone/s…

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,584.71

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,584.98
+0.270 (+0.01%)
5 min
$3,592.01
+7.30 (+0.20%)
10 min
$3,591.90
+7.19 (+0.20%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.234970
+0.0₃18 (+0.08%)
5 min
$0.235310
+0.0₃519 (+0.22%)
10 min
$0.236010
+0.001 (+0.52%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008459
-0.0₄51 (-0.60%)
5 min
$0.008436
-0.0₄739 (-0.87%)
10 min
$0.008450
-0.0₄6 (-0.71%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic laughter post moved crypto markets with the subtlety of a sledgehammer wrapped in a meme. ETH inched up 0.01% in the first minute, then gained 0.20% over 5 and 10 minutes, a pattern eerily similar to his May 4 post where it rose 0.11% after 10 minutes. DOGE wobbled between 0.08% and 0.52%, outperforming its usual post-Musk volatility, which historically swings between -1.07% and +0.32%. GORK, the perpetual underdog, dipped 0.60% to 0.87%, proving once again that not all coins are created equal in the eyes of the meme lord. Compared to past face_with_tears_of_joy episodes, this reaction was milder than the June 6 ETH drop of 0.25% but more consistent than the May 2 rollercoaster that ended in a 0.14% loss. The market’s Pavlovian response to Musk’s laughter remains intact, though the dog seems to be learning new tricks. Nothing says financial analysis like decoding emoji-laden tweets and pretending it’s science.

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