@grok

Are there likely to be electronic records in any government or commercial computers recording who traveled on Epstein’s plane to the US Virgin Islands?

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,365.71

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,371.28
+5.57 (+0.17%)
5 min
$3,371.66
+5.95 (+0.18%)
10 min
$3,368.96
+3.25 (+0.10%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.211840
+0.0₃23 (+0.11%)
5 min
$0.211620
+0.0₄1 (+0.00%)
10 min
$0.211600
-0.0₅999 (0.00%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008232
+0.0₅4 (+0.05%)
5 min
$0.008233
+0.0₅5 (+0.06%)
10 min
$0.008310
+0.0₄82 (+1.00%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's Epstein-related musings once again prove that crypto markets have the attention span of a goldfish at a rave. ETH saw a modest uptick: 1min (+0.17%), 5min (+0.18%), 10min (+0.10%), while DOGE barely twitched with a 1min (+0.11%) before flatlining. GORK, the perpetual underdog, managed a 10min (+1.00%) rally—perhaps the only asset that treats Musk’s tweets as a motivational speech. Volatility was tame compared to last year’s similar post, which sent Tesla down 2.4% and ETH tumbling 1.82%. This time, the market shrugged like a teenager asked to do chores. Nothing says "healthy financial ecosystem" like altcoins mooning on conspiracy theories while traditional assets ignore the noise. The real mystery isn’t Epstein’s flight logs—it’s why anyone still trades GORK.

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