Time to drop the really big bomb:

@realDonaldTrump is in the Epstein files. That is the real reason they have not been made public. Have a nice day, DJT!

📈 Market Reaction:

PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $72.73

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$72.69
-0.040 (-0.05%)
5 min
$72.46
-0.270 (-0.37%)
10 min
$72.17
-0.564 (-0.78%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $284.67

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$283.67
-1.005 (-0.35%)
5 min
$279.13
-5.540 (-1.95%)
10 min
$277.84
-6.830 (-2.40%)

ETH

Before post: $2,571.39

Time after posted
Price & Change
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$2,571.00
-0.390 (-0.02%)
5 min
$2,563.41
-7.980 (-0.31%)
10 min
$2,524.70
-46.690 (-1.82%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.178100
+0.0₄4 (+0.02%)
5 min
$0.176950
-0.001 (-0.62%)
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$0.174070
-0.004 (-2.24%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
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$0.009890
+0.0₄199 (+0.20%)
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$0.009780
-0.0₄899 (-0.91%)
10 min
$0.009570
-0.0₃299 (-3.04%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic Epstein reference triggered a predictable "shoot first, ask questions later" reaction across his ecosystem. PayPal dipped modestly: down 0.05% in 1 minute, 0.37% in 5 minutes, and 0.78% in 10 minutes—arguably just noise for a fintech giant, but still a frown in the boardroom. Tesla took a sharper hit: 0.35% instantly, 1.95% in 5 minutes, and 2.40% in 10 minutes, proving even electric cars can’t outrun Musk-induced turbulence. Crypto showed its usual flair for drama: ETH barely blinked at first (0.02% drop) then slid 1.82% in 10 minutes, while DOGE and the meme-tier GORK plunged over 2% and 3% respectively—because nothing says "stable asset" like a coin named after a sound effect. Volatility here was tame compared to Musk’s "funding secured" era, but still enough to remind traders that his tweets are the market’s equivalent of a surprise fire drill. The real mystery: why anyone expected a post mixing Epstein, bombs, and DJT to be bullish.