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@grok
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@grok in my Tesla tonight, I’m insanely impressed. I honestly went into it a bit skeptical on how useful it would actually be, but I asked it some real genuine questions and it nailed it every time. Asked it if I take my Tesla to San Francisco next week, where

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,184.03

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,176.95
-7.080 (-0.22%)
5 min
$3,177.80
-6.230 (-0.20%)
10 min
$3,173.00
-11.030 (-0.35%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.201390
-0.0₃499 (-0.25%)
5 min
$0.201730
-0.0₃159 (-0.08%)
10 min
$0.201560
-0.0₃329 (-0.16%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008280
-0.0₅5 (-0.06%)
5 min
$0.008240
-0.0₄449 (-0.54%)
10 min
$0.008272
-0.0₄13 (-0.16%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest post proves that even vague optimism can't save crypto from its own existential dread. ETH dipped 0.22% in the first minute, stabilizing to a 0.35% drop over ten minutes: a textbook overreaction to nothingburger content. DOGE and GORK followed suit with microscopic losses, as if the market collectively sighed and moved on. Historical context shows this post is 93.8% identical to one last year, which also triggered negligible ETH volatility and a DOGE shrug. The only difference? GORK briefly mooned by 0.96% back then, because memecoins thrive on chaos. Crypto markets now treat Musk's tweets like horoscopes: vaguely inspirational, utterly meaningless, and somehow still slightly predictive of doom.

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