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@Tesla Model S & X!
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Model S & X are now even better – launching today in the US

🇺🇸 Highlights: – Frost Blue paint color – Up to 410 miles of range (Model S Long Range – our longest range Tesla yet) – Even quieter inside: less wind + road noise & more effective Active Noise Cancellation – New

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,512.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,516.40
+4.20 (+0.17%)
5 min
$2,518.21
+6.01 (+0.24%)
10 min
$2,518.19
+5.99 (+0.24%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.172780
+0.0₄199 (+0.01%)
5 min
$0.173000
+0.0₃239 (+0.14%)
10 min
$0.173040
+0.0₃28 (+0.16%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007040
-0.0₅999 (-0.14%)
5 min
$0.007050
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$0.007020
-0.0₄299 (-0.43%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's Tesla announcement triggered the kind of market reaction usually reserved for a caffeine-deprived day trader spotting a typo in a press release. ETH saw a modest but immediate bump: up 0.17% in the first minute, peaking at 0.24% over 5 and 10 minutes. DOGE, ever the loyal hype follower, inched up 0.01% initially, then 0.14% and 0.16%—proof that even crypto dogs can be trained to salivate at the sound of a Tesla bell. GORK, meanwhile, defied logic by swinging from -0.14% to +0.00% before settling at -0.43%, as if it briefly considered caring before remembering it was GORK. Volatility here was tame compared to Musk’s usual market-moving antics, suggesting investors either didn’t read past “frost blue paint” or have finally built immunity to his product update hype. The real takeaway: Tesla’s noise-canceling tech works so well, even the market barely made a sound.

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